ASTROLOGY DEPARTMENT 
Ziggy the Cosmic Lemur
Ziggy checks the sky, blames the planets, and insists he has documents.
The Lemur Dossier
Harry found Ziggy in the Astrology Department.
This was suspicious, because MagiQozy did not have an Astrology Department.
Ziggy was standing on a chair, holding several keys, wearing theatrical eyeliner, and explaining to an empty room that Mercury had approved everything.
Also, Ziggy was now a lemur.
Nobody knew when that happened.
One eye was yellow. The other was blue. Both looked like they had seen the universe naked and decided to monetize it.
One key was missing.
Ziggy said it was "temporarily unavailable due to cosmic reasons."
Harry said it was under the bed.
Bubbles asked if this meant the stars were real.
Scramble asked if the key could open anything nearby and should we evacuate.
Nobody answered, because Ziggy had already promoted himself to Head of Forecasting.
He does not predict the future.
He just checks the sky, blames the planets, drops a key, and says:
"The universe is acting weird today. I have documents."
There are no documents.
There is, however, excellent eyeliner.
Role in the Chaos
- Hosts the Astrology Department and translates cosmic static into readable drama.
- Checks the sky daily, blames the planets, and files theatrical reports.
- Directs visitors to the dedicated forecast desk when the sky gets suspicious.